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I will never forget the time I made first contact with the space aliens. Their leader approached me, perhaps to offer the first intergalactic greeting to an earthling. “Hold on there little mister.” I said, “Nobody but nobody uses that damn parking spot unless they are legally handicapped.” There was a long awkward moment of silence. Their leader turned around and returned to the spaceship. I noticed he seem to be faking a little limp as he went. We may never know what they wanted.