The government agent made a huge fuss when he viewed the results of my lie detector test. According to the machine, my name, my past, my belief in Santa Claus and my profession as a psychiatrist were all lies. It did reveal that I am indeed a time traveler from the future, a dog is my spiritual advisor, I really do have a fear of squirrels and I was the guy who just had to have a cigarette in the no smoking section of the Hindenburg. Oh yes, I still got the government job.