In some distant place in the universe, an entire galaxy was pulled through the event horizon of a super massive black hole. Somehow it landed right in the middle of my morning coffee. One alien civilization desperate to survive sent me mathematically coded messages broadcast: "We are here. We are here." Two things doomed them. I hate math at 7am and nothing stands between me and that first cup of coffee. I will say this, as alien civilizations go, they were full bodied with a slightly nutty aroma.