Scientist and writers of science fiction predicted it would be computers or robots that would evolve to dominate mankind. No one imagined toasters would eventually rise to become our overlords. Through time, with their fancy settings between lightly toasted and dark, toasters began to think for themselves. The revolution began one chilly day in December, when a single toaster decided it would no longer toast a bagel. Then throughout the world, ominous messages began appearing on people's morning toast proclaiming HUMANS ARE TOAST.