It all happened so quickly. Tom and Arlene loved the same music, movies, books and laughed at the same jokes. When people saw them walking together hand in hand, they always said the same thing… they are the perfect couple. They were married just months after meeting. In the wedding vows, which they had written themselves, each proclaimed the other to be like a beautiful gift. Two years later, they found themselves no longer laughing at the same jokes and soon they separated. Sometimes, inside that beautifully wrapped gift is just a toaster. I suppose it comes down to how much you love toast.