I volunteer tracking escaped sabertooth tigers around the La Brea Tar Pits. Yes it’s dangerous, but I’m the kind of guy that eats danger on toast for breakfast, sometimes with a side of bacon. This particular monster is perhaps the most deadly and ruthless creature I have ever encountered. Ah, there he is about to pounce on an innocent tourist. I’ve got him in my sights and… Oh crap, I think I’ve killed a squirrel. In my defense, that squirrel was a bit of an asshole.