I created a device allowing me to travel to alternate universes. I decided to contact all the alternate Ed Valfres. Thanks to one of the smarter Eds, we transported ourselves to a strange universe that had no Ed Valfres where we went to a bar. Me and the other Eds drank, laughed and talked about the silly choices we had made in our lives. I sat back, sipped my beer and said to myself, these guys really get me.