I often pass this woman when walking my neighbor’s dog. No matter day, night, rain or shine she always holds up an umbrella. It is as if she believes it offers protection beyond the elements. Does she think it will stop a thief, an angry dog, the out of control car, the planet destroying asteroid? Will it carry her away like Mary Poppins to some safe place? She might be crazy, but whenever I get back home after seeing her, I always look for my umbrella.