METROPOLIS STORY

She had been waiting over an hour. Clark Kent was late again. He had been suffering from depression ever since Rupert Murdoch bought the Daily Planet. He was given hack assignments covering social events and human interest stories until he was eventually let go. His attempt at a blog about crime in Metropolis had been a complete disaster. It turned out, he didn’t know what a blog was. When he arrived she would tell him it was over. Lois was going to restart her relationship with Superman who was having mood swings of his own. She never understood why a man with super powers would wear his underwear on the outside. When Superman didn’t work out, she dated Jimmy Olsen, but Jimmy was in love with Superman.  In the end, she wound up with a cat… and that cat wears his underwear on the inside.

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