There is a point in the life of every teenager when they discover there is nothing left to know. All the knowledge they need and will ever need is now perfectly inside their head. This very moment of enlightenment happened to Thomas Gilroy on the 213th day of his 16th year. All this infinite knowledge bounced around in his brain like a nuclear reaction until his head finally exploded. This is a warning. Never know it all. Always leave a little room.