The guard noticed on several occasions the same young woman would come into the museum and deliberately touch works of art. Often he would make an attempt to stop her but for some reason could not bring himself to do it. Today he saw her rubbing her hands across a priceless sculpture. He knew he would be fired if he did not act, so he approached her. He was about to speak when their eyes met. Instead of scolding her, the words coming from his mouth were… “Would you like to have lunch?” She answered yes and he removed his polyester jacket, placed it on the floor along with his badge and waved goodbye at the security camera. As they exited together through the Pop Art, Abstract Expressionists and the Impressionists, they both gently touched the art all the way out the door.