During his teenage years, Jesus came to the realization he was not meant to be a carpenter. Every project Joseph gave him ended the same way. Jesus would hammer a few boards together and all of a sudden, wham, it was a birdhouse. Miracles are not craftsmanship, Joseph would tell him. So Jesus tried a different path and opened his own plumbing business. After a few years dealing with all the crap in people's clogged pipes, he thought it might just be easier to save people's souls instead. He was wrong.