As you know, I am a bit of a detective and a master of disguise. I went undercover as a cat to find the truth behind all the cat photos on the internet. What I discovered went far beyond any theory I had imagined. Cats have a master plan to control the world. It all began in the 1980s with the kitten in the tree Hang In There poster and evolved in to a non stop barrage of cats on social networks like Facebook. They would lull us into a false sense of cuddly cuteness and then without warning, open the cat door to our souls. I will attempt to track down the alpha kitty and put a stop to their evil plan… right after I wake up from my nap in the sock drawer.