While looking into the window of an abandoned store, Issac Binney suddenly had an epiphany on a new theory of the universe. The old sense of order and unification was really only chaos held together by disorderly webs in the fabric of space time. Some say he would have received the Nobel Prize for Physics had he just not included the part about cosmic spiders and the giant stellar dust bunnies. A hundred years in the future, there will be discovery that the universe is indeed held together by the cosmic spiders and that god is a giant dust bunny.