MY CAT’S TO DO LIST

1. SCATTER DRY CAT FOOD FROM BOWL ONTO KITCHEN FLOOR

2. COUGH UP STRANGE SUBSTANCE ONTO ED’S DESK

3. ASK TO GO OUTSIDE, THEN INSIDE, THEN OUTSIDE, THEN INSIDE

4. LOCATE DARK HUMAN CLOTHING TO LEAVE CAT HAIR ON

5. GET AT LEAST SEVENTEEN HOURS SLEEP

6. RUN AROUND HOUSE FURIOUSLY CHASING IMAGINARY DRAGONS

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