I woke up this morning to the voice of my cat pronouncing he had become a god. There was a set of ten commandments written in the litter of the cat box. The first being thou shall worship no other cats above me. The other commandments where all about various treats and cat toys and to always let him in and out the door at the first meow. I asked him, are you the god of everything and the cat said, only to you my friend, only to you.