SPECIAL THEORY OF EVERYTHING

Dr. Bradley Farsworth had been working on the special theory of everything for twenty five years. This theory would unify general relativity with quantum mechanics combining the infinitely small with the infinite largeness of the universe. He had reached a dead end until one day while waiting in line at a 7-Eleven, he saw something that would shock the very concepts of modern physics. Had he used the the doughnut for inspiration instead of eating it, he might have lived to collect the Nobel Prize for what came to be known as The Special Theory of Everything With Sprinkles.

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