NEW TELEVISION SEASON

Recently my cable went out and I was forced to imagine my own shows onto the blank screen of my television. One show was SO YOU THINK YOUR CAT CAN DANCE and another had a grouchy detective that solves crimes with the help of a psychic chihuahua called PEPE AND THEĀ  P.I. On the History Channel, a documentary about apocalyptic messages revealed on cheese. It was called BAD NEWS CHEESES. Sadly, the network guys in my head canceled them before they were given a chance. Bastards.

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